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Star Island

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Star Island

Skink Series, Book 6
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Twenty-two-year-old pop star Cherry Pye is attempting a comeback from her latest drug and alcohol disaster. Ann DeLusia is Cherry's "undercover stunt double," portraying Cherry whenever the singer is...
Twenty-two-year-old pop star Cherry Pye is attempting a comeback from her latest drug and alcohol disaster. Ann DeLusia is Cherry's "undercover stunt double," portraying Cherry whenever the singer is...
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  • Twenty-two-year-old pop star Cherry Pye is attempting a comeback from her latest drug and alcohol disaster. Ann DeLusia is Cherry's "undercover stunt double," portraying Cherry whenever the singer is too wasted to go out in public. But, one night, Ann-as-Cherry is mistakenly kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by an obsessed paparazzo named Bang Abbott. Now the challenge for Cherry's handlers (über--stage mother; horndog record producer; nipped-and-tucked twin publicists; weed-whacker-wielding bodyguard) is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence secret from the public--and from Cherry herself.

    A further complication: Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skink, the unhinged former governor of Florida, and now he's heading for Miami to find her.

    Will Bang achieve his fantasy of a private photo session with Cherry? Will Cherry sober up in time to lip-synch her concert tour? Will Skink track down Ann before Cherry's posse does?

    All will be revealed in Carl Hiaasen's hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane.


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    On the fifteenth of March, two hours before sunrise, an emergency medical technician named Jimmy Campo found a sweaty stranger huddled in the back of his ambulance. It was parked in a service alley behind the Stefano Hotel, where Jimmy Campo and his partner had been summoned to treat a twenty-two-year-old white female who had swallowed an unwise mix of vodka, Red Bull, hydrocodone, birdseed and stool softener--in all respects a routine South Beach 911 call, until now.

    The stranger in Jimmy Campo's ambulance had two 35-mm digital cameras hanging from his fleshy neck, and a bulky gear bag balanced on his ample lap. He wore a Dodgers cap and a Bluetooth ear set. His ripe, florid cheeks glistened damply, and his body reeked like a prison laundry bag.

    "Get out of my ambulance," Jimmy Campo said.

    "Is she dead?" the man asked excitedly.

    "Dude, I'm callin' the cops if you don't move it."

    "Who's with her up there--Colin? Shia?"

    The stranger outweighed Jimmy Campo by sixty-five pounds but not an ounce of it was muscle. Jimmy Campo, who'd once been a triathlete, dragged the intruder from the vehicle and deposited him on the sticky pavement beneath a streetlight.

    "Chill, for Christ's sake," the man said, examining his camera equipment for possible damage. Stray cats tangled and yowled somewhere in the shadows.

    Inside the ambulance, Jimmy Campo found what he was looking for: a sealed sterile packet containing a coiled intravenous rig to replace the one that the female overdose victim had ripped from her right arm while she was thrashing on the floor.

    The stranger struggled to his feet and said, "I'll give you a thousand bucks."

    "For what?"

    "When you bring her downstairs, lemme take a picture." The man dug into the folds of his stale trousers and produced a lump of cash. "You gotta job to do, and so do I. Here's a grand."

    Jimmy Campo looked at the money in the stranger's hand. Then he glanced up at the third floor of the hotel, where his partner was almost certainly dodging vomit.

    "Is she famous or somethin'?" Jimmy Campo asked.

    The photographer chuckled. "Man, you don't even know?"

    Jimmy Campo was thinking about the fifty-two-inch high-def that he'd seen on sale at Brands Mart. He was thinking about his girlfriend on a rampage with his maxed-out MasterCard at the Dadeland Mall. He was thinking about all those nasty letters from his credit union.

    "Whoever she is, she's not dead," he told the photographer. "Not tonight."

    "Cool." The man continued to hold out the wad of hundreds in the glow of the streetlight, as if teasing a mutt with raw hamburger. He said, "All you gotta do, before loading her in the wagon, just pull down the covers and step away so I can get my shot. Five seconds is all I need."

    "It won't be pretty. She's a sick young lady." Jimmy Campo took the crumpled money and smoothed it into his wallet.

    "Is she awake at least?" the photographer asked.

    "On and off."

    "But you could see her eyes in a picture, right? She's got those awesome sea-green eyes."

    Jimmy Campo said, "I didn't notice."

    "You really don't know who she is? Seriously?"

    "Who do you work for, anyway?"

    "A limited partnership," the man said. "Me, myself and I."

    "And where can I see this great picture you're gonna take?"

    "Everywhere. You'll see it everywhere," the stranger said.

    Eighteen minutes later, Jimmy Campo and his partner emerged from the Stefano Hotel guiding a collapsible stretcher upon which lay a slender, motionless form.

    The photographer was surprised at the absence of a retinue; no bodyguards or...

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  • New York Times Book Review

    "Carl Hiaasen [is] Florida's most entertainingly indignant social critic . . . He presents us with Cherry Pye, a 22-year-old pop star whose every display of narcissistic excess will send a frisson of horrified delight up your spine . . . The outlandish events soar on the exuberance of Hiaasen's manic style, a canny blend of lunatic farce and savage satire."

  • San Francisco Chronicle
    "Does anyone remember what we did for fun before novelist Carl Hiaasen began turning out his satirical comedies one after another after another? . . . Star Island is a concoction worth the time of any reader who wants quality entertainment."
  • Boston Globe "Hiaasen reclaims his groove in Star Island, a wicked, fizzy sendup of American celebrity culture . . . A very funny book about life in the fast lane."
  • Associated Press "Fans of Carl Hiaasen will feel right at home when they plunge into Star Island. There's the familiar collection of deliciously tawdry characters, each angling for a piece of the action in Florida . . . And there's the fast-moving plot, and the writing that makes you laugh out loud . . . Hiaasen has turned out another gem. Readers of his previous novels can settle in for more wacky fun in the Florida sun."
  • New York Post "A wild and fun Sunshine State ride."
  • Booklist (starred) "Hiaasen is at his gleeful best skewering the morally bankrupt. He has plenty to poke fun at here, from a reprehensible real-estate developer with an excruciating groin injury to twin publicists Botoxed within an inch of their lives. This is classic Hiaasen--demented, hilarious, and utterly over the top."
  • Publishers Weekly "An outrageous, offbeat novel . . . The torrent of pop culture barbs are bound to please Hiaasen's ardent fans."
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